I try my best lol

horrormavenwescraven:
horrormavenwescraven:
horrormavenwescraven:
also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢
my son
is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

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crunchwrapofnotredame:

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

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sonypraystation:

90sdefect:
…I’d rather stay in the crib, tbh.